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By rmg (Wed May 03, 2006 at 08:25:48 PM EST) (all tags)

hi. how are you? i know it seems like every time we talk i'm asking you for something and i wish i could say this were the exception.

i'm not asking a lot and i promise i'd do the same for you if you asked. it's not a lot and i don't want you to bend over backwards to accomodate me. it's just a small personal favor, a favor i'd happily return.

please stop being mean to me.

now i know, why should you be nice to rmg? i'm not saying be nice or anything, though i'd appreciate a little more kindness around here as well. i'm just saying i'm tired of getting run down all the time. it's not good for me, it's not good for the otherwise friendly environment we enjoy here, and i think ultimately, it will leave those who are being malicious and difficult on a regular basis (and i know that might not necessarily be you) emotionally empty and spiritually unfulfilled.

even if you're angry at me or just have a lot of issues you like to take out on easy targets, i really think you'll feel better just talking about it openly. i'm sure we can work it out.

thanks in advance.

yours faithfully,

rmg.

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Feel the love. by calla (4.00 / 1) #1 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:06:03 PM EST

You get what you give.

the love that you make by rmg (1.00 / 1) #4 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:40:02 PM EST

is equal to the love that you fake.

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GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! by greyrat (2.50 / 2) #7 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:47:29 PM EST

I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND YOU'LL DESERVE IT YOU MISOGYNISTIC JACKASS!!!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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haven't i blackballed you from my diary before? by rmg (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:55:36 PM EST

consider yourself banned, effective immediately.

(by the way, all bans from rmg's diary are lifetime bans, so don't come back.)

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: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! IMPUDENT -- well -- HUMAN!!! by greyrat (1.00 / 1) #11 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:03:59 PM EST

YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE BANS HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME!!! SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
AhHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAck #cough# #cough# #cough# AAAAAAAAA!!!!!forty-seven!!

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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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When have I ever been mean to you? by ObviousTroll (4.00 / 2) #2 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:19:50 PM EST

I mean, heck, I'm the soul of Christian Charity and Kindness¹!

¹ Insert spanish inquisition joke here.

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You're no good to me dead. Even half-alive would be socially awkward. - Hugh MacLeod

that's true. by rmg (4.00 / 2) #3 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:37:30 PM EST

you're a genuinely nice guy and even though you're some kind of wacky right winger, i think you're alright. in fact, you're one of the few around here who doesn't make me want to retch.

even so, i'm sometimes mean to you. for instance, i sometimes call you a wacky right winger. i apologize for that and i'll do my best to be nice to you in the future.

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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING by greyrat (2.50 / 2) #6 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:45:05 PM EST

LEFTIE COMMIE PINKO SLUT!!!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Oh, oh, what about me? by Driusan (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:48:27 PM EST

Do I make you wretch?
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I needed a new sig. And now I have one.
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nah. by rmg (4.00 / 1) #10 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:56:42 PM EST

you and the rest of the 256 crew are alright with me.

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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 'ALRIGHT' IS by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:06:03 PM EST

YOU BRAINLESS TWAT!!! BUGGER OFF!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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look dude, i'm glad you liked the diary and all, by rmg (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:09:09 PM EST

but give the other kids a chance.

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: OH NO! NO NO NO NO!!! by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:15:23 PM EST

'TROLLING' YOU IS WAY TOO MUCH FUN! I'M JUST FINISHING UP ADDRESSING THE BILLS AND REFRESHING THIS WINDOW EVERY NOW AND THEN -- SIPPING A MARGARITA. WHAT COULD MAKE LIFE MORE COMPLETE THAN 'TROLLING' THE TROLL? HMMMMM? HEY! i'M TALKING TO YOU!!!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Oh. by Driusan (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:15:56 PM EST

Well, what if I started being more insulting and mean to you? What then, you stupid little motherfucking cunt?

What then?
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excuse me. by rmg (2.50 / 2) #17 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:24:35 PM EST

please don't use the word "cunt" in my diary.

thx.

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: Sorry. by Driusan (4.00 / 4) #18 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:34:16 PM EST

I'll just go back to watching hockey, then.
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I needed a new sig. And now I have one.
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Heh heh heh. You funny fella! by greyrat (3.00 / 3) #5 Wed May 03, 2006 at 09:43:31 PM EST

#YAWN#.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

C'MON YOU LITTLE JERK!!! THAT'S RIGHT! by greyrat (2.00 / 1) #14 Wed May 03, 2006 at 10:11:50 PM EST

GO RUN OFF INTO A CORNER, CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! I SEE YOU HIDING OVER THERE, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BABY!!!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

Okey by bob6 (2.00 / 0) #19 Thu May 04, 2006 at 04:04:50 AM EST

You owe me one now, don't you?

Cheers.

Hey there, you fucking loser? by Oh Well (2.25 / 4) #20 Thu May 04, 2006 at 04:52:14 AM EST

How's it going, 40 cent?

(Guess who scored higher than you on the math GRE??)

wow. by rmg (4.00 / 1) #23 Thu May 04, 2006 at 08:29:34 AM EST

you scored lower than the fake score i told you, so you made up a lower one so you could claim to have beaten it.

wow.

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You told me you scored in the 40th per... by Oh Well (2.00 / 0) #25 Thu May 04, 2006 at 02:27:57 PM EST

oh, retroactive trolling. I get it now. Good one.

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lol what? by rmg (2.00 / 0) #26 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:08:35 PM EST

i told you, a year and half ago, that i scored in the 68th percentile -- an utterly disgraceful score. in fact, i scored in the 86th percentile. what was true is that i screwed up and i was disgusted with myself. i was even a little worried, though everything turned out fine.

i made a mistake though. i knew you would post a diary about how you beat my fake score some day -- what i didn't bet on was that you wouldn't beat it and make up another fake score to claim you beat!

wow.

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So, in conclusion by Oh Well (2.00 / 0) #27 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:11:04 PM EST

You made up a score, which you conveniently bring up many months after the fact. However, I, for reasons I still don't understand, am not capable of making up a score of the Internet. So I should take your 40% at face value, oh no wait, I mean 68%, oh no, I mean, 86%, and my undefined score - which was much better than 2 out of 3 of those scores - is pathetic compared to your lying score? Doubtful. What is disgraceful is the Vlad-like "trolling" performance.

I think I still have the AIM log. Perhaps I should dig it out?

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please. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #28 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:21:12 PM EST

it's pretty obvious you made up your number. it's completely ridiculous.

you know damned well that the situation is just as i describe it. i also have the log, so don't bother trying to edit it.

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Right, you have a log too, huh? by Oh Well (2.00 / 0) #29 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:23:04 PM EST

So when I post the log, you can copy and paste it and just change where you said 40th percentile to 68 percentile.

I'm not stupid like you. But at any rate, since you have the log, tell me this: on what date did you claim you got the 68th percentile?

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: march 2nd, i believe. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #30 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:30:01 PM EST

it looks like i actually said 69 -- an even better made up number. i remember saying something in that range, so i figured i just reversed the numbers. oh well.

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wait, by garlic (2.00 / 0) #32 Fri May 05, 2006 at 10:36:43 AM EST

you're a math guy and you scored less than 86% on the math part of the GRE? That stuff was basic algebra and geometry. That's pretty disturbing.

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: Wait by Oh Well (2.00 / 0) #34 Fri May 05, 2006 at 07:28:05 PM EST

We're talking about the Math SUBJECT test, dummy. I'm guessing from your reading comprehension that you failed the verbal part of the GENERAL test, huh?

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I don't think you're a bad guy by nebbish (2.00 / 0) #21 Thu May 04, 2006 at 05:21:00 AM EST

And I'm pissed off I missed Laundry Day - I was having exciting dramas with a broken washing machine at the time and could have posted an enthralling diary.

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Shut your festering gob, you tit! by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #22 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:59:37 AM EST

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}

: ObDeadParrotReference by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #24 Thu May 04, 2006 at 08:59:37 AM EST

No Cheese.

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This is me by debacle (1.00 / 1) #31 Thu May 04, 2006 at 07:49:44 PM EST

Making sweet, sweaty love to a tub of shortening.

All over your diary.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

as a known trolling expert by garlic (2.00 / 0) #33 Fri May 05, 2006 at 10:37:58 AM EST

I was wondering what you're thoughts on trolling wikipedia are.

i've written about this in past diaries. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #35 Sat May 06, 2006 at 08:50:08 AM EST

wikipedia trolling intrigues me -- if there is a newsletter for practitioners, i'd like to subscribe to it.

if you want to see what i regard as some high quality wikipedia trolling, check out the user "deeceevoice." while it's basically just race baiting and flaming, "she" manages to take it in some amusing and inventive directions -- for example, there's a series of edits and talk page posts in which she claims melanin is a superconductor that are pretty damn amusing.

by the way, on the math section of the regular gre, i got a perfect score -- not that it matters. math departments don't really care about the general gre.

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That's a GRE point I missed. by garlic (2.00 / 0) #36 Sat May 06, 2006 at 11:01:02 AM EST

I'm only an engineer so my math only has to prove I didn't screw something up. After taking the regular GRE though, I can see how graduate math departments would discount it.

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are you trollerizing me, garlic? by rmg (2.00 / 0) #37 Sat May 06, 2006 at 12:05:31 PM EST

while the self-effacing engineer is a welcome novelty, it's quite unnecessary. i'm mostly joking about that stuff.

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: omg! by Oh Well (2.00 / 0) #38 Tue May 09, 2006 at 03:59:06 AM EST

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