you know who you are, you smarmy little bastard. you've hidden and sniped and even on occasion come right out in the open, but no matter how you've done it, you've been nothing but a conniving, cowardly little ankle biter whose antics debase himself more than they do anything else -- anything else, perhaps, except the decorum and dignity of this website.

i've had enough! i'm calling you out! i thank those very few who've had the decency and good breeding to speak in my defense against this vagrant, this online horse thief, this so and so... but your assistance won't be needed tonight! oh no, tonight -- or today for our british friends -- is a night of reckoning. so come forth from your little crevices and gather your slimy appendages from out the cracks you habitate, you rat bastard you, come out and face me! or are you a coward?