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By rmg (Tue May 30, 2006 at 08:29:23 PM EST) (all tags)
you read dkos? wonder why there're so many 9/11 conspiracy diaries, "fuck you dkos" (FUDK) diaries, and both rabid troll hunters and anti-troll hunters screaming at each other around the clock?

-> yo. <-



that's my business. that's what i do.

by the way, if you don't believe wtc #7 was covertly blown up by agents of the bush dynasty, you've got a lot to learn about world events. better start here.

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I thought I detected your hand in that by localrogers pod person (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue May 30, 2006 at 08:40:42 PM EST
You'd think they would pay a little more attention to teh original Scoop site.  They haven't still caught on to stuff that was old hat on kuro5hin back in 2003.



ah, rog, would you be so good as to assist me by rmg (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue May 30, 2006 at 08:52:33 PM EST
in a reenactment of a typical dkos troll hunting thread? i'll be the troll hunter, you'll be the troll. you've just said something shockingly illiberal -- you've questioned the wisdom of kos himself.

the first salvo (play along, if you will):

WHAT DOES MARKOS MOULITSAS LOOK LIKE?




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HE LOOKS LIKE THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN POLITICS by localrogers pod person (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue May 30, 2006 at 09:15:47 PM EST
of course!

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GO ON... by rmg (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue May 30, 2006 at 09:28:17 PM EST
YOU PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO GET REAL by localrogers pod person (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue May 30, 2006 at 10:17:33 PM EST
WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER BUT YOU SIMPLY CANNOT WASTE YOUR TIME WORRYING ABOUT THE ELECTION IF YOU CANT EVEN NAIL THE BASTARDS FOR FIXING 911.  AND HILARY COULDNT WIN BEST OF SHOW IN A POODLE COMPETITION, LETS BE SERIOUS.

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DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? by rmg (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue May 30, 2006 at 10:28:46 PM EST
i haven't been there in decades... by gzt (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue May 30, 2006 at 09:36:58 PM EST
...but a brief synopsis would be appreciated.



basically, i trained guerillas. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue May 30, 2006 at 09:52:17 PM EST
rounded up some right wingers and other miscreants, taught them basics of classic style trolling and how to avoid banning while still causing trouble, set up troll hunters and anti-troll hunters, instructed them to write certain kinds of diaries (lately 9/11 conspiracy theories and goodbye cruel world diaries -- although most of those are genuine).

started about a year and a half ago with research under the account you know about from that period.




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your methods are unsound! by gzt (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue May 30, 2006 at 10:19:17 PM EST
the horror! the horror!

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my theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, by rmg (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue May 30, 2006 at 10:32:13 PM EST
my methods are sloppy, and my conclusions are highly questionable. i am a poor scientist, gzt.




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9/11 Conspiracy Theorists by miker2 (2.00 / 0) #9 Tue May 30, 2006 at 10:23:58 PM EST
The one group of people I have a general blinding hatred for.  When some self-hating rebelling against mommy 20-something Art History dropout from the west coast who was sleeping off the previous night's high tells me what I saw, felt, tasted and smelled is all lies I want to claw their eyes out.

As a former gov't employee, I honestly believe that there isn't enough cumulative competence in the US gov't employee population to pull it off.


Ah, sociopathy. How warm, how comforting, thy sweet embrace. - MNS


As George Will said: by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed May 31, 2006 at 08:21:45 AM EST
(Paraphrasing) "Remember, this is the same government that can't deliver the mail."

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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wtf by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #14 Wed May 31, 2006 at 08:31:15 AM EST
Since when can't the government deliver the mail? Dirt cheap, at least as reliable as any private alternative, tons of local offices (when I'm not home to sign for a package I don't have to drive to some crazy industrial park to pick it up). USPS is an example of a government organization that works.

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the IRS works pretty good too. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed May 31, 2006 at 08:45:31 AM EST
Attn Editor infidels by anonimouse (2.00 / 0) #12 Wed May 31, 2006 at 07:03:46 AM EST
Will someone fix the link to DKOS in the External Feeds section on Husi?

I get the text "Daily KosSearch Daily Kos" linked to  http://www.dailykos.comhttp//www.dailykos.com/search/

like there is two links together


Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


I Was Confused by Billy Goat (4.00 / 1) #16 Wed May 31, 2006 at 09:16:50 AM EST
Until I figured out you were using the term "implosion" to mean "operate at the same level it always does."

Good work.

For your next trick you should try to get the folks on MNS's xenisucks site to trash Xeni Jardin.



Just goes to show. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #17 Wed May 31, 2006 at 12:18:00 PM EST
Only liberals are stupid enough to fall for this stuff. You'd never be able to pull it off on LGF or RedState.

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Knock, Knock.


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